Posts Tagged ‘Microsoft’

“The Internet Memo”

Friday, June 27th, 2008

There’s a scan of a print-out of the famous memo from May 1995 on the BBC site.

It’s a very interesting read and serves not only as a memoir detailing Gates’ thoughts at the time, but also as an accurate and reasonably objective high-level summary of the state of the Internet in the second quarter of 1995 (albeit with a slant towards commercial use and potential).

Gates makes a level-headed assessment of the nature of the burgeoning network and clearly identifies its strengths, rapidly growing importance and potential for the future, as well as the opportunities and threats it poses to Microsoft’s business. His assessment of Microsoft’s key competitors and their positions vis-vis the Internet is, again, a comprehensive snap-shot of the picture at the time.

The memo contains many memorable quotes:

“The HTTP protocols that define HTML Web browsing are extremely simple and have allowed servers to handle incredible traffic reasonably well. All of the predictions about hypertext - made decades ago by pioneers like Ted Nelson - are coming true on the Web.”

“Amazingly, it is easier to find information on the Web than it is to find information on the Microsoft Corporate Network. This inversion, where a public network solves a problem better than a private network, is quite stunning.”

“Browsing the Web, you find almost no Microsoft file formats. After 10 hours of browsing, I had not seen a single Word DOC, AVI file, Windows EXE (other than content viewers), or other Microsoft file formats.”

“One scary possibility being discussed by Internet fans is whether they should get together and create something far less expensive than a PC which is powerful enough for Web browsing.”

“A new competitor ‘born’ on the Internet is Netscape. Their browser is dominant with 70% usage share, allowing them to determine which network extensions will catch on. They are pursuing a multi-platform strategy where they move the key API into the client to commoditize the underlying operating system. They have attracted a number of public network operators to use their platform to offer information and directory services. We have to match and beat their offerings including working the MCI, newspapers, and others who are considering their products.”

“We need to establish distributed OLE as the protocol for Internet programming.”

And there are many more.

The Internet Tidal Wave

As we all know, Microsoft succeeded in initially grafting on and then building in Internet and Web features to its product lines, and they knocked out Netscape in pretty short order, but the fact that I, a one-time heavy user of Microsoft products, accessed this document in PDF format using the Firefox browser, from a relatively easy to use desktop version of Linux, is illustrative of the fact that MS haven’t been able to dominate the Web or desktop computing to the extent that Gates desired at the time of the memo. The “Confidential - Government Exhibit” stamps also attest to the fact that Microsoft hasn’t had everything its own way.

The link is also interesting for showing just how readable printed text remains even when its quality is seriously degraded!

Warning: may contain traces of Steve Ballmer

Monday, April 21st, 2008

How low would your levels of self-respect and self-esteem have to sink before you could put yourself in a position in which you had to take orders from a person like this?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8To-6VIJZRE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HTkA9L2J2gY

And a great mash up of the first two:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE

Of course, Microsoft’s CEO hasn’t always been a ranting nutter, as this old classic from the mid 1980s makes clear:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tGvHNNOLnCk

And why does he shout all the time? Does his software not shout for itself?

One can only hazard a guess as to what percentage of his septum has survived…

The Corporate Vice President of Windows Product Management on Windows Vista

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

“Then there’s Mike, who buys a laptop that has a reassuring “Windows Vista Capable” logo affixed. He thinks that he will be able to run Vista in all of its glory, as well as favorite Microsoft programs like Movie Maker. His report: “I personally got burned.” His new laptop — logo or no logo — lacks the necessary graphics chip and can run neither his favorite video-editing software nor anything but a hobbled version of Vista. “I now have a $2,100 e-mail machine,” he says.”

“Mike” is Mike Nash, the Corporate Vice President of Windows Product Management at Microsoft. The above quote is from an article in today’s New York Times.

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Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Dominic Connor writes on The RegDeveloper about the battle for hearts and minds in higher education computing departments:

“University computer science departments are rapidly becoming Microsoft-free zones, as Linux, Apache, MySQL and PHP (LAMP) combine with Java to become the de-facto standard environment for students of programming.

Microsoft knows from history that this will be fatal in the long term, hence its decision to extend free availability of core development tools to students. Most of my generation of computer science students quite literally never touched any IBM kit, even though - back then - it had a bigger share of the IT market than today is enjoyed by Microsoft, Dell and Hewlett-Packard put together.

We did C and Unix, and as we spread like plague rats out into employers, infecting them with the new wave …”

Dominic makes a particularly interesting point about the scope of Microsoft’s efforts in his concluding paragraph, but I won’t spoil it for you if you haven’t read it. The full article is here.

You will be assimilated

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Comic Avec MS

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

Very interesting indeed.

Heroes Happen Here

Is this the latest front in the battle for hearts and minds? Distribution of the brand across multiple cultural media in order to render it pervasive? Exploration of new product types in the face of the inexorable commoditization of software? Tool for subliminal advertising? MS as entertainment company?

Or something more prosaic?

So many questions, so little time. The fun we’re going to have with all this conjecture…

Monopoly money

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

I meant to blog this when I saw it a couple of weeks before Christmas.

I’d love to know how many copies of Windows Vista Ultimate Edition John Lewis on Oxford Street shifted over the festive period at £450.00 a pop. Yep, really, £450.00 on the shop floor. I seen ‘em do it man.

Let’s see, for that you could get two [sic] Asus EEE laptops from dabs.com at £199.99 each, O’Reilly’s ‘Running Linux’ and ‘Linux in a Nutshell’ from Amazon to help you get started and still have change for a decent pint.

Heh. £450.00 for an operating system! That’s before you buy the computer and any software required to actually make it do anything useful. Simply f***ing incredible.

It’s almost as if they sense that this can’t go on forever, and they’re going for broke before the kid shouts to the crowd “But… but… the emperor’s not wearing any clothes!”